tantric massage video

  Our tantric massage video which is on the home page of this website has quite a history behind it.   I decided to have a video made many years ago because at the time, we were offered a discounted deal by one of the directories we had subscribed to. I hadn’t had the website for very long, so I was quite new to anything to do with websites. The rep/salesman from the directory had put quite a bit of pressure on me to have it made, and after some consideration, I also thought it would be a good idea. I felt it would give future clients the opportunity to see the environmnent they would be coming into and although we were not going to take them through the intimate details of the massage, they would be able to get a feeling of what to expect. The first step was for the video company to pick someone to come over to our place to actually film the video. However they kept delaying things and giving us strange excuses over several weeks. They finally admitted that they couldn’t find anyone among their regular staff willing to make it, because since the… Read more »

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sexological bodyworker

      Celeste is now a qualified Sexological Bodyworker.   She completed the course (see details in my previous blog article   https://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/tantric-massage-and-sexological-bodywork/) and received the qualification because she has been very much in demand for our Tantric Therapy/Tuition sessions for several years now,and she wanted to study the subject in more depth. The idea was to get more knowledge, feedback and a recognised qualification. The t-shirt she received on graduating shows that the organisation has a sense of humour, which is always a plus. Personally, I wasn’t too sure what a Sex Geek is, so I have searched the term and come up with some interesting definitions. The Urban Dictionary definition is: “Someone who takes pride in learning, applying and spreading throughout their lives, accurate sexual health information, effective communication skills and relationship blackbelt knowhow regardless of sexual identity and practices” http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sex+Geek   Sex-Positive Podcasts “that helped me realize, I’m a Sex Geek   I identify as a ‘sex geek’ It’s a term that was coined and made popular by renowned sex educator Reid Mihalko and I’ve been one since before there even was a term for it…….. ” https://medium.com/@lizandrade/sex-positive-podcasts-that-helped-me-realize-i-m-a-sex-geek-6e21a99aebe9#.jx6j2r26l   10 Ways to become a Sexy Geek Confidence… Read more »

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student in vagina

      US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany You may have read about how a young American in Tubingen, Germany got trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina and  had to be rescued by 22 firefighters  -The statue, Chacán-Pi (Making Love), is the work of Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara and has sat outside of Tübingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology since 2001. It’s valued at $173,000. I just had to mention it on here, because it made me laugh so much ! Police confirmed that the firefighters-turned-midwives delivered the student ‘by hand and without the application of tools.’ “We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes,” said the rescue chief, who could not help but add that a “forceps delivery was not necessary.” The town’s mayor told a local paper that he could not imagine how the boy got caught, “even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies,” adding, “To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul.” ‘It was a dare’ said the squad leader of the local fire department. ‘The young man had tried… Read more »

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first kiss

The ‘First Kiss’ video was filmed in less than a day. It is a beautifully executed black and white film of 20 strangers kissing for the first time and was inspired by photographs taken by the late, great photographer, Richard Avedon, of people kissing. The short film clip by filmmaker Tatia Pilieva, portrays the excitement, anticipation and awkwardness of that first kiss. It is actually very moving in an unexpected way and has caught the imagination of viewers, generating millions of youtube views and social media shares in the past 24 hours. However, in reality the video is an ad for LA fashion company Wren. Melissa Coker, founder of Wren, and Tatia Pilieva thought it would be ingenious to capture complete strangers in the act. Coker said that she likes to create concepts that have a value of their own: ‘I don’t want to see any close-ups on shoes or skirts, or boring things like that.’ Several musicians, actors and models star in the film and noone knew they were going to be kissing until they turned up. All the women wear Wren clothing, but there is hardly any emphasis on the brand. The result is a candid display of… Read more »

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sex therapy joke

A sex therapy joke, thanks to facebook: A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The sex therapist asked: ‘What can I do for you?’ The man said ‘Will you watch us have sex?’ The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said: ‘There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex’ and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the sex therapist asked ‘Just exactly what are you trying to find out?’ ‘We are not trying to find out anything’ the husband replied. ‘She is married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare !’

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Gentleman's Willy Care Kit

  This is a gentleman’s willy care kit It might make a good joke Xmas present for a husband/ partner / lover/or an ex. And you will get a good laugh from the product description and the reviews on Amazon, which lists  it for sale at £8.99. The Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit comes complete with fluffing brush, styling scissors, sprucing mirror and also ‘evening wear’ (?)………All these items come packed in a luxurious hard leather-look case to add a touch of class to this fine personal grooming collection. A must for every man on the move. Our thanks to the Dawn French fan page on facebook for bringing this item to our attention. It is very funny, but on a slightly more serious note, here at Tantric Massage in Kensington, we have noticed a huge change in men’s grooming habits over the years and since you often ask us our opinions on what we like, we thought we would give you some feedback  on what we really like. We used to get asked questions like ‘ What do you think of my willy’ ? ‘Do you think it is long enough?” How does it compare with other men’s willies?’ etc…. Read more »

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virgin

  Sir Richard Branson, who founded Virgin Group, is one of Britain’s best known and most colourful entrepreneurs. Not many people will remember that his first venture, at the age of 16, was a magazine called Student. In 1970, he set up a mail-order record business and in 1972 opened Virgin Records, later known as Virgin Megastores. In the 1980’s he set up Virgin Atlantic and later, Virgin Trains. He is currently supporting the Google Impact Challenge in the UK, saying that nurturing new tech talents is one of the best ways to make a better, faster world. He will be judging the campaign for non-profits using tech to tackle the world’s toughest problems. He is quoted as saying :”Many of the world’s toughest challenges will be solved by bright, ambitious people developing ideas in their bedroom. I dont think he was referring to tantric sex.

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spiritually transmitted diseases

  This is taken from an article in Huffington Post entitled 10 spiritually transmitted diseases by Mariana Caplan. Those who have been reading the articles in my blog will be aware of my thoughts on developments in the world of tantric massage and spirituality in general, so you may recognise that the thoughts expressed by Mariana Caplan on the subject of spiritually transmitted diseases are totally after my own heart. I wont quote her article word for word, but will include the points which stand out. Faux Spritituality The tendency to talk,dress and act as we imagine a spiritual person would. A kind of imitation spirituality.. Confused Motivations Although our desire to grow is genuine and pure, it often gets mixed with the wish to be loved, the desire to belong, the need to fill our inner emptiness, the belief that the spiritual path will remove our suffering….. Identifying with Spiritual Experiences The ego identifies with spiritual experiences and takes them as its own. The Spiritualized Ego When the ego becomes spiritualized, we become ‘bullet-proof’ and invulnerable to help,new input or constructive feedback. Mass Production of Spritual Teachers No need to say more on this one. Spiritual Pride A feeling… Read more »

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tantra and senior sex

The following is really a joke involving senior sex and nothing whatsoever to do with tantra The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” Yes, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?” “Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!” A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves… Read more »

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lady gaga fame

    Lady Gaga Fame, her new fragrance, has been hitting the headlines Almost 2 years ago, according to rumours, she said the scent would have notes of ‘blood and semen’ and be suited to an expensive hooker. You may be the kind of person who has already started wondering what to get your female friends for Xmas, and this is certainly an idea – but we are not entirely convinced – here goes:   When it was realised that Fame was not likely to sell based on the earlier propaganda about ‘blood and semen’, the rumour changed to the perfume having the same molecular structure as  the bodily fluids. Today, the box bears no mention of blood or semen. Instead it has notes of Belladonna – a deadly nightshade, pulverised apricot, saffron and honey drops. The eau de parfum, in the futuristic bottle, is a murky black. When you spray the fragrance  it turns clear while airbourne. Lady Gaga Fame costs £25 for 30 ml What do you think ? Let us know whether you would enjoy a tantric massage using grapeseed oil combined with a drop of Lady Gaga Fame…..         http://www.elleuk.com/beauty/news/lady-gaga-s-fame-fragrance-how-it-smells#image=1  

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  According to the newspapers, John Travolta is facing serious allegations from an anonymous male masseur who is suing him for assault and sexual battery.   The unnamed masseur is reportedly suing for $2 million plus punitive damages after Travolta is said to have   ‘begun rubbing the masseur’s leg, touched his scrotum and the shaft of his penis after having stripped naked during an appointment.’   Not only did Travolta allegedly try to have sex with the masseur, but is also said to have told him that he ‘got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ” Welcome Back, Kotter days” and that ‘Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.’….   If you want a laugh, do watch the video below:      

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valentines day treat

For those of you who want ‘the ultimate pampering experience on Valentine’s day we could give you our equivalent of  the Cadogan Hotel’s  special offer of a Champagne Bubby Bath for Valentine’s Day. They fill the bath with 120 bottles of champagne, and also assign you a personal Champagne Butler !  Depending on the champagne used, the price can vary from  £25,000 for a bath of Dom Perignon vintage, to £4,000 for a bath in Louis de Custine Brut. Here, at Tantric Massage London in Kensington, we already knew about champagne baths, which apparently were made popular by Edward VII, the son of Queen Victoria, who had his own special bath made, and indulged in Champagne Baths in the brothels of Paris. We know about this because we all recently went to see the french  film: House of Tolerance (french title: L’Apollonide – Souvenirs de la maison close). In the film there is a scene where a client has a champagne bath with one of the prostitutes. Take a look at the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhjmaVptiU

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tantric massage

Tantric massage is eliciting a lot of interest nowadays and we get countless telephone calls from potential new clients who suddenly decide to find out about tantric massage while they are driving their car, or just walking on the street They ask all sorts of questions and when I suggest that it is not easy to explain tantric massage in a few minutes and I suggest that they read the articles on our website, which will provide all  the information on tantric massage that they may need,  the answer usually is : ‘I cant because I’m driving’   or ‘Im on my mobile and can’t access all the details your site‘… or ‘I’m at work and can’t spend time looking at your website’ or ‘a friend gave me your telephone no. and I dont have the website address‘….. etc. etc… In our modern stressful world, everyone seems to be in a hurry. Even making a decision to book a tantric massage seems to be fraught with stress . We do try to maintain a nice , calm, peaceful atmosphere, so that when you arrive here, you can leave your worries, tension, guilt, frustrations outside, and just forget about them, and hopefully… Read more »

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tantric massage london

                        What is sensual massage and what is the tantra of relationsip ? If you’ve been reading the newspapers recently, you will have been struck by yet another flurry of stories about famous men and their affairs: Arnold Schwarzeneger and his ‘love child’, Chris Huhne and the speeding ticket, Dominique Strauss-Kahn the ex-head of the IMF and then there is the ‘famous footballer’ who was finally named – there was even an article in the Independent entitled “Is Anyone Faithful Any More?” in which a relationship expert states that “nowadays we have a problem with instant gratificiation” and the internet is partly to blame – “It’s so easy to hook up on the internet.”                   The article also quoted John Gottman, emeritus professor at the University of Washington, who is probably the world’s leading expert on relationships and marital stability. One of his most interesting findings concerns gay relationships:     “in 200 years heterosexual relationships will be where gay and lesbian relationships are today – crucial in these relationsips is honesty about sex….. Gays and lesbians are more honest. They talk explicitly… Read more »

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tantra

Nothing to do with tantra I just thought you might enjoy the humour in the photos  and Walt Disney equivalents above, which have nothing whatsoever to do with tantra or tantric massage , but will amuse those amongst you who watched the royal wedding.

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tantric tourists

I discovered this hilarious sounding movie, Tantric Tourists I discovered it while browsing the internet over the Easter holidays, and I ordered the DVD. It has just arrived in the mail. We will all be watching the movie here, at Tantric Massage London in Kensington on this coming Thursday at 9 PM. It is just over one hour long. We have room for a maximum of 10 people to join us, so if you would like to come and watch the movie and eat some popcorn, please telephone us to reserve your slot. This invitation is open to all our clients who have already  received a tantric massage from us here in Kensington. To watch a trailer of the movie, click on the following link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBMz6g_KA6I

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sting

              Some of you may have read my original post on Sting, written on March 27th on this blog: https://www.tantricmassagelondon.com/sting-the-singer-who-made-tantra-a-household-name/ Today, I discovered a new article on Sting’s views on women, which I find very interesting –  Sting practices tantra yoga and recognises that women are  superior to men in many ways!! Here is the article: STING COULD LIVE AS A ‘ SEX SLAVE’  IN A WOMAN’S WORLD – CTV News Monday November 22nd 2010 Sting wishes he could live as a ‘sex slave’ in a world run by women. The Police frontman woud be happy  if females were the dominant gender in society with him fulfilling their erotic fantasies. The musician – who is married to film producer Trudie Styler and is famous for practicing Tantric sex – said “I’ll say the standard misogynist thing, I dont like women drivers very much, but I prefer to live in a world run by women. I just take my hat off to a superior form. I’m very comfortable with the idea of women being superior in many different fields. The way they navigate the world is something I admire. All this striving for machismo power, its f***ed… Read more »

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tantric sex

  Tantric Sex Seminar   Tantric Sex is a controversial subject If you want to have a really good laugh, watch this hilarious comedy sketch of Roman Danylo giving a Tantric Sex Seminar. making fun of the subject, and shaking in the throws of erotic tantric bliss! click on the link below http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0n_qopmFo

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why men stray

I enjoyed reading this article on why men stray partly because of the underlying humour, and partly also because it highlights some of the paradoxes that we all face in our lives. Here are some snippets from the article: ‘Every man faces the battle between the urge for monogamy and promiscuity…’ ‘The wish to be free and the  wish to belong…. the difficult bit has always been balancing the yearning for an impressive sexual CV and the longing for a wife, family and home….’ ‘Some men stay early… some men stray late…. And men spend a lifetime trying to negotiate a peace settlement between these most basic of instincts…’ ‘Some men stray for a bit and then they settle down. That is what many women find difficult to accept … sometimes a man strays not because he is a heartless fornicating bastard, but simply because he hasnt yet met the right girl…’ The author then gives examples of 3 well-known men: – Tiger Woods:  ‘ I thought I could get away with everything I wanted to…. I felt I had worked hard and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around me…’ – Paul Newman: ‘You dont go out for hamburger… Read more »

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Sting

I have been practicing Tantric Massage in London since 1992 but it was some years later that suddenly everyone seemed to know the word Tantra, because the singer Sting had publicly claimed that he practiced Tantric sex.   In an interview with Sting in The Guardian on 12 November 2003, the author writes: ‘Sting says he is a lifelong risk-taker. He calls it “following his truth ” and it is why he resigned from a secure teaching job to try to make it in a band. His parents didnt follow their truths, he says and that is, ultimately why they died. “My father couldn’t express his love for his wife. My mother couldn’t express that she needed intimacy and she had the perfect right to find that wherever she could. We were conditioned as a family not to express ourselves “…….   Sting is a famous proponent of tantric sex. I ask him to give the frustrated Guardian readers a few tips. He looks indignant and says its about ‘ a journey’, not “fucking for eight hours”   OK, I say.  “I try to be lighthearted about it” he says “but at the same time, there is some serious information about… Read more »

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